The New Uniforms

Our new uniforms arrived by space mail yesterday.  Yes.  They were as bad as I expected.  Not through any fault of Darth Sidious, we managed to get Hot Pink uniforms.  Darth Sidious put Darth Vader in charge of ordering the uniforms and I think Darth Vader got tongue twisted and mixed Hot Pink with Beetle Black (don't ask me how.)  Now Darth Sidious has to return all of them.  Goodness knows that is hard to do considering the thousands of uniforms he ordered.  I hope he doesn't have to call for each individual return.  That would mean he would give up and we would keep the uniforms! Ha ha!  How ridiculous would that be?